{"id":1007,"date":"2021-10-15T13:42:27","date_gmt":"2021-10-15T13:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ramblingeconomist.in\/?p=1007"},"modified":"2021-10-16T00:17:11","modified_gmt":"2021-10-16T00:17:11","slug":"mastan-in-el-dorado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ramblingeconomist.in\/?p=1007","title":{"rendered":"Mastan in El Dorado"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mastan in   El Dorado<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This story is a little bit about child abuse, but it is more about an ordinary human being living his useless life.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s not that people have to get over childhood traumas with hard work, or by becoming famous, or by finding a meaningful relationship or by going to the right therapist. Sometimes stuff happens unexpectedly and randomly and works as a panacea. The apparently sleazy stuff is thus an integral part of the story.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is it autobiographical? Well, I was never a student of pharmacy or chemistry!!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

(\u201cMastan\u201d is a pejorative term that means a bully or a ruffian, but with a bit of sarcasm, it may also refer to an alpha-male )<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A while ago, in the fifties or the sixties, life was different in Kolkata suburbs. Sure, glamorous Park Street was only about thirty-five minutes away, if you could  hop on to one of those smoke-belching buses. But  right in your neighborhood,  you would find grazing water buffaloes beside dirt roads,  huge ponds,  fruit orchards and many empty fields for kids to play. There were also swarms of emaciated  beggars, specially in early autumn, tons of garbage  around open sewers,  and hordes of mangy hungry dogs that would chase  children after nightfall.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Every few hours, radios would start blaring from the local Paan<\/em> shops,  forcing you to listen to samachar (news) <\/em>from Vividh  Bharti<\/em>  followed by shrill Bollywood songs from their  tortured  speakers.  Apart from the radio, entertainment options were limited for kids. On the high end,  one could fight tooth and nail with the big boys for a cheap ticket in the brimming movie theaters.  On the low end,  one  could listen to \u201cjatra<\/em>\u201d – a unique Bengali open air melodramatic performance attended by the  unwashed  and  the incredibly flatulent masses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Overall though, it was not a bad place for kids. They played a lot everyday, sneaked  into the orchards , bribed the caretakers  to explore empty vacation homes, climbed trees and ate tropical fruits , swam in the ponds,  terrorized birds with their  slingshots  and  did not miss video games and  internet  chats even a single bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Gods bullied Bishu right from the beginning.  Among a group of  lean, mean and swarthy Bengali boys,  Bishu stood out like a sore  thumb with his  chubby cheeks and  big fat lips.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Soon nicknamed  Bhonda <\/em> (which basically translates into a \u201cfat retarded slob\u201d),  he was subject to friendly ribbing that soon escalated to vicious tormenting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gaadon<\/em>, the chiseled athletic boy with a precocious  moustache,  was the local mastan<\/em>. He   arranged various fun  activities for Bhonda<\/em> \u2013bashing. Under his supervision,  five or six boys pelted him with rotten mangoes that littered the grounds in the orchards \u2013 this game was called target-practice.  Bhonda<\/em> had matching  black and blue bruises  after every trip to the mango garden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Another more complicated  game,  called tagging,  was developed  by trial and error by Gaadon<\/em>.  Bishu liked to take a shortcut across the big field  with the banyan tree in the middle.  Two boys, from two sides of the field,  would start running towards Bishu and smack him hard from the back, usually knocking him to the ground breathless. The winner was the first boy to get to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bishu did not like tagging  much.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Around the fifth time he was tagged, he got up and slapped Gaadon in the face.  A cool Gaadon  gripped  Bishu\u2019s  testicles and kept on squeezing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Bishu could feel his unkempt sharp nails ripping through his pants and cutting into his flesh.  The exquisite pain froze him, speechless and motionless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLook!\u201d Gaadon<\/em> giggled as he released his grip and pointed Bishu\u2019s condition to the other boy  \u201cthe gundoo<\/em> is frozen.  Can\u2019t even move!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In a magnanimous gesture of forgiveness, Gaadon<\/em> slapped Bishu lightly on the cheek,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDon\u2019t ever touch me again\u201d, he smiled and walked away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Later on, on the cricket field,  Bishu was booed off as some of his privates were hanging through the hole in his shorts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At night, his mom chided him for ripping his pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gaadon<\/em> later boasted about his \u201c freezing\u201d game and wanted to demonstrate in front of his friends.  Fortunately, Bishu was quick to retreat from his approach and Gaadon <\/em>caught up with him only one other  time. No one else was around then, so Bishu suffered in shame alone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

An old bicycle that his uncle gave him on his fourteenth birthday was Bishu\u2019s ticket to freedom. He became a loner, stopped playing all sports (he sucked anyways) and left his friends alone. He rode miles after miles, first in his neighborhood, then all over Kolkata and all the way to the nearby villages.  He didn\u2019t build any social skills, but developed some formidable calf muscles over time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Things became blurry in his late teenage years. The Naxalites  terrorized everyone first, then the police terrorized the Naxals and the youth in all Kolkata suburbs.  At the very end, the cops were rounding up young men at random and shooting them.  Every young man in Kolkata suburbs kept a very low profile, trying to be invisible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was  tough for educated young men back then. Bishu studied very hard and got a bachelor\u2019s degree and an  M.Sc.  in chemistry, but missed getting a first class both times.  That shut him off from all competitive exams for civil service  and bank jobs. He taught High School and got paid six hundred  fifty measly  rupees every  month.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His big break came when Arjunkaka, a distant relative, called from America.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou have a degree in chemistry?\u201d He asked Bishu<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhy, yes, an M.Sc.  Are you offering me a job in America?\u201d Bishu asked jokingly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHell yeah\u201d Arjunkaka was  very interested. \u201cGet a diploma in Pharmaceutical Science.  As  soon as possible.  America  is going through a serious shortage of pharmacists and nurses. You can get a work permit right from Kolkata if you can qualify. This  window will close in a couple of years, so hurry up, OK?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For once  in his life, things went smoothly. For a chemistry graduate,  getting the pharmacy  diploma was a piece of cake.  He got his visa fast and Arjun uncle  graciously gave him a loan for his one-way ticket to America.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  On his maiden Pan Am flight to America, Bishu imbibed a substantial amount of alcohol, as opposed to the little Chhota pegs<\/em>  that he had a few times before. He was hoping to get a nice buzz and some  nice dreams to tide him over the long journey.  A flurry of Bollywood maidens appeared,  soon to be replaced by a sneering Gaadon<\/em>  and his jeering friends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLet\u2019s freeze the idiot!\u201d Gaadon<\/em> screamed!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDear Gods!\u201d Bishu said to himself \u201cGet him out of my dreams, please!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBon Voyage,\u201d  giggled the Gods, as the plane soared through the skies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El Dorado is a mythical place awash with gold and jewels  and   all  a man can ask for.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bishu, our tormented soul, is  now  alone in a foreign land.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What does he have to do with El Dorado?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s find out!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bishu, our spineless hero,  escaped  the  post-Naxal slum of Calcutta and landed with a thud in USA in the early 1970\u2019s.  The United States of America and Bishu shocked each other repeatedly during  their initial encounter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After stunning  several prospective employers with his utterly unintelligible Indian accent, Bishu realized  that he cannot get a job as a pharmacist which involves active interaction with the customers, even though he  had a valid license. Nobody in America appeared to understand his English,  The best offer he received, and accepted, was that of a Pharmacy Assistant. It paid a little bit more than minimum wage and involved mainly stuffing pills in bottles and writing patients’ info on labels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But this was still far better  than the 650 rupees he made as a schoolteacher. He lived in his very own small apartment, ate very good food once  he learned how to cook and even had an old car after a year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His colleagues  were mainly  college students. His bosses, the pharmacists,  were all  younger than Bishu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bishu was  too  shy  to socialize  with his mostly  young and female American colleagues, he would start shaking and stammering  in their close proximity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But he would talk to Neeta Patel, one of the Gujju pharmacy assistants who had grown up in in a very conservative, religious and strictly  vegetarian family in America. Bishu was her boy toy and her secret rebellion.    <\/p>\n\n\n\n

On Saturday mornings, Neeta would show up  in Bishu’s apartment, get rid of her oversize sweatshirt and loose jeans  and change into one of Bishu’s  T-shirts. They would lunch on some Barbeque  pork ribs or     hamburgers.  Afterwards, putting up her naked hairy legs on the coffee  table (her mom won’t let her shave!), she would open up a bottle of vodka or Jack Daniels. While sensuous Bollywood music played on the stereo, they would smoke Marlboros and get drunk together. After  a while, Neeta would take her shirt off and unzip Bishu’s pants. They would finally fall asleep together on the couch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Around eight in the evening, Neeta would wake up, shower, put on her street clothes, chew a lot of elaichi and head home like a good little girl to join the family supper of poori <\/em> and saabji<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes, Bishu  lost his virginity  to a chubby and  plain  classic Gujju girl . She  told him she has been spending weekends like this with different boys since she was sixteen!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c At some point of time, my dad  would give me away as a virgin to a fresh engineer from Gujarat\u201d She once told Bishu,  still locked in his  embrace..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHow would you handle it?\u201d He asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWith this, my dear.\u201d She lifted up a  packet of tomato Ketchup that came with their take-out ribs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bishu frowned, then his eyes widened in sudden comprehension.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou don’t say!\u201d  He said, and they both burst out  in laughter, Neeta cradling his head on her  flabby and droopy  oversize breasts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gaadon would come back like an express train in his dreams after every  episode with Neeta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cEven in America, you are riding a buffalo, you idiot!\u201d He would taunt Bishu with his ever-present sneer!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After a few years, Bishu’s  horrible Kolkata accent improved enough so he finally snagged a real pharmacist’s job. He continued staying in his small place, but started sending some money home, and saving a lot of it, dreaming for the first time  about a wife and family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then he saw her. And her friend. Two young women, all dressed up, in a  beat up battered car, and a very loud sound system. Right in his parking lot. They moved in to an apartment on the other end of the complex. One of them had a small child.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the drugstore where Bishu worked, the prescription drugs and the pharmacists worked behind the counters. But the rest of the store had a lot of beauty and health products, baby stuff and some soft drinks and snacks and all , and people would shop there just like in a supermarket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He saw the pretty one shopping there. She was always dressed up and made up to the hilt, every part of her body was driving Bishu crazy. Apparently she saw him too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A few days later, she spoke to him in the parking lot. She was not shy, at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHi, I am Misty. Who are you? Are you a pharmacist? \u201c She asked him<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bishu told her his name and he said he was a pharmacist and he saw her shopping at the drugstore several times<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes I go there often, Hey,  can you get me some Valium?\u201d She had a seductive smile on her face. She did not waste time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNo\u201d Bishu laughed, \u201cI will lose my job\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHow about those pain-pills?\u201d Misty moved closer to Bishu, her  taut  breasts almost touching him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI will party with you if you get me some\u201d she moved  one leg closer to touch his thigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNope\u201d Bishu was persistent<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou  are no fun\u201d she pouted, and smiled again \u201cmay be I can make you change your mind later\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A few days later, he talked to both Laura and Misty. While Misty was slender and overbearingly cute, Laura had a very pretty face, big boobs and absolute thighs \u2013 Bishu  used to call them babymakers! Still stammering, he managed to invite them for a drink. They came, made some small talk, and had iced tea. He found out that Misty is only nineteen, but her daughter is four years old. In America, if you are an underage mother, which she was , having the baby at fifteen, the State keeps the baby under supervision until a Judge rules that the mother can have unconditional custody.  Laura was twenty years old. They both asked him for prescription drugs again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He explained to them carefully that since he is a foreigner, if he gets caught stealing drugs, he will lose his job and his visa and then will get deported back to India. He was not sure the girls understood this  or they even cared. They kept on being friendly , teased him several times when he met them later, flashing cleavage, showing legs, the usual stuff \u2013 but Bishu was not going to give them Valium or anything else!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then one day, Bishu noticed that the beat up car is gone, and so were the chicks. He heard that they went to live with Laura\u2019s mom in Topeka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

About six weeks later, Bishu\u2019s phone rang during early afternoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBishu, come and get us!  We are stuck in this goddamn town\u201d It was Laura\u2019s voice, frantic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When the shrieks died  down, Bishu finally figured out  what the girls were  up to. Apparently, they had run away from Topeka to Wichita, a bigger city about one hundred miles south of  Topeka, because they were tired of working minimum wage jobs. In Wichita, they were both working in a bar, one as a cocktail waitress and another as a dancer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They were doing good until yesterday, making and saving a lot of money, I guess doing a lot of cocaine too. Yesterday  morning the police appeared and accused misty of child endangerment and took her daughter away. In the evening Laura found that all their  savings that she hid in their luggage was stolen by another girl in the bar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They started driving this morning to Topeka, but their car broke down half an hour out of Wichita. Their world had collapsed in three strokes of bad luck.  They came back to Wichita and now needed  a ride to go home. They were desperate, indeed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apparently, they called all their other friends, no one was gonna help them. Bishu left after work around 4 pm. Wichita was two and a half hours away. He found the girls  crying and swearing and smoking cigarettes continuously. Their whole lifestyle had  collapsed within the last two days. Bishu started with the girls towards Topeka around 10 pm at night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As the highway turned sharply to the left, there was the sign \u201cEl Dorado, Kansas, 1 Mile. Population 4300\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTake that exit, Bishu,\u201d Laura said, \u201cThat’s where my car broke down yesterday. My car is in the impound garage there\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bishu was reluctant. \u201c your car is broken anyways. Why do we need to stop here in this town in the middle of nowhere\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNo, please, all  of our clothes and shoes are in the car, a lot of them. We will pick them up tomorrow morning\u201d Laura insisted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was 10:30 at night. They checked into the only Super 8 Motel in town. Strung out and high on cocaine, the girls wanted more of it. But the coke was gone. And  all their money was stolen, Misty also lost her daughter to the cops. The girls smoked marijuana joints and had access to the only other  thing available  that would please them. They wanted Bishu\u2019s naked body.  All night long. In fact, they told him again and again that  Bishu was bigger and harder than many other men they had been with.  Bishu did  not know that! Now he did!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They went to the car impound next morning. Laura\u2019s car was not drivable and was abandoned. Bishu transferred a carful of sexy outfits and high-heeled shoes to his car, loaded the bimbos up and dropped them at Laura\u2019s mother\u2019s home – she was not particularly pleased to see them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After that night, the girls got kind of attached to Bishu. So was Bishu.  He bought them another old beat-up car. Every week, each of them will show up at separate times in that old car in his apartment. Sometimes both would show up with a fat marijuana   joint, and Bishu will get a lot of beer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bishu did not stammer any more in front of these girls. In fact he did not stammer in the proximity of any woman any more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bishu  ended up  buying a lot of  clothes and jewelry. And spent lots of money on them for the next couple of years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In their own banal way, the girls gave Bishu a lifetime of carnal memories.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When I met Bishu, about  twelve   years later, he had pretty much recovered from his \u201cchick-damage\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His savings were back on track, he was the head pharmacist in a large  drugstore, and he  just  got married  to a desi girl who grew up in America.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For  some  reason, he wanted to talk to me about his past. Over a period  of two months, we met for dinner and a little booze several  times.  He told me his life story, starting from his childhood bullying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His new  wife did not know any  of  this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWell..\u201d I said, \u201cEl Dorado appears to  play  a significant  role  in your life.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNo Kidding\u201d   He  laughed \u201c I grew spikes in El Dorado\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c Gaadon went away after I came back from El Dorado , never  to return.\u201d He informed me<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWell, there are many ways to kill a cat, or a Gaadon,  so to speak.\u201d I said<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bishu  giggled. He liked my remark.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBy the way, the girls have been gone for a while now, right, both of them?\u201d I said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He nodded<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBut if  any of them\u2019d  come back today,  you would leave your wife, in a minute, right?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bishu did not answer that. I did not want him to, anyways.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mastan in   El Dorado This story is a little bit about child abuse, but it is more about an ordinary human being living his useless life. It\u2019s not that people have to get over childhood traumas with hard work, or by becoming famous, or by finding a meaningful relationship or by going to the right … <\/p>\n

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