গুগুশার গল্প

গুগুষার গপ্পো

আমরা বাঙ্গালিরা  (এবং  ভারতের লোকেরা) দুর্নীতি , চুরি, আর ভণ্ডামি  অনেক দেখেছি। এই তো গত বছরের জুলাই মাসে, পশ্ছিম  বাংলার শিক্ষা মন্ত্রির বান্ধবীর বাড়িতে পঞ্চাশ কোটি  টাকা  ক্যাশ উদ্ধার করা হোল

আর এই মাসে সন্দেশখালির মস্তানকে ধরা হয়েছে যে প্রায় পুরো সহরটাই তার বাপের জমিদারি করে  ফেলেছিল।  আরও  কতো কোটি টাকা চুরির গল্প রোজই বেরোয় টিভিতে তার ঠিক নেই। পুকুরচুরি ছাড়াও

রোজই  আপনার চোখের সামনেই বিভিন্ন সরকারি  প্রোজেক্ট থকে চুরি হয়ে যায় , স্কুল, হসপিটাল, রাস্তা সারান , পার্ক  ও উদ্যান রক্ষা সব কিছুর থেকেই একটা ভাগ দাদাদের কাছে চলে যায়। এছাড়াও চাকরি পেতে ঘুষ,  ধার পেতে ঘুষ, বাড়ি  তৈরি করতে ঘুষ,  কতো আর বলব।

এত রকম দুর্নীতি ভারতে আছে যে আমরা বিদেশের দুর্নীতির ঘটনাকে খুব একটা  পাত্তা দিই  না। কিন্তু

গুগুষার গপ্পো আপনাদের ভাল লাগবে, নতুন অনেক মজার কথা শুনবেন ঃ

গুগুষা (ভাল নাম গুলনারা) পড়াশোনায়  বড়  ভাল ছিলেন । উনি প্রথমে কলেজ থেকে একটা স্নাতক ডিগ্রি পান  “আন্তর্জাতিক অর্থনীতি”  বিষয়ে । তারপরে উনি আমেরিকা চলে যান । সেখানে প্রথমে New York -এর Fashion Institute of Technology থেকে  ডিসাইন-এ একটা ডিগ্রি করেন। তারপরে হার্ভার্ড ইউনিভার্সিটি থেকে Regional Science -এ একটা  Master’s degree করেন (হাহাহা!)

এরপরে বিদুষী দিদিমণি নিজের দেশে তাশখন্দ ইউনিভার্সিটিতে  ফিরে আসেন। সেখানে political science -এ একটা পি এইচ ডি  করে ফেলেন। ব্যাবসার সুবিধে হবে   বলে আবার একটা স্নাতক ডিগ্রি নিয়ে নেন Telecommunications -এ।

হাঁপিয়ে  গেছেন নাকি?  বিদুষীর পেশা কি ছিল?  তা উনি হচ্ছেন উজবেকিস্তানের প্রেসিডেন্টের মেয়ে – কারিমভের মেয়ে গুলনারা কারিমভা । এতসব ডিগ্রি পেয়ে উনি তাশখন্দ ইউনিভার্সিটিতে  পলিটিকাল সায়েন্সের অধ্যাপক ছিলেন। তাছাড়াও কেন্দ্রীয় সরকারের একাধিক এজেন্সির আধিকারিক হিসাবে প্রশাসন দপ্তরেও ওনার বিরাট প্রতাপ ছিল।

উজবেকিস্তান ছোট দেশ  ইন্ডিয়ার তুলনায় – ওদের  জনসংখ্যা সাড়ে তিন  কোটি , আর আমাদের ১৩৫ কোটি !!

লোকজন অনেকেই বেশ গরিব, ফ্যাশনেবল দামী জামাকাপড়ের ক্রেতার সংখ্যা  কম। কিন্তু এই ছোট  মার্কেট পুরো  কন্ট্রোল করেন গুগুশা দেবি। সমস্ত ফ্যাশনেবল দামী জামাকাপড়ের  ডিসাইন উনি নিজেই করেন, বাইরে থেকে এগুলো   আমদানি করা  বারণ। আর যেসব দোকানে ওই  কাপড় বিক্রি হয়,  তার মালিকও হচ্ছে  গুগুষার  কম্পানি।! ডাবল মনোপলি যাকে বলে।

উজবেকিস্তান ছোট দেশ  , তাই একটাই মোবাইল ফোন কম্পানি ছিল, সেটার শেয়ারের সিংহভাগ  আবার গুগুশা দেবীর  হাতে!

প্রাইভেট মিডিয়া ,  টিভি , নিউজ পেপার ,তাও গুগুশার নিয়ন্ত্রনে!

উজবেকিস্তানের পুরনো হসপিটালগুলো ফ্রি, কিন্তু ভাল চিকিতসা হয় না, অনেক নতুন   প্রাইভেট  হসপিটাল খোলা হয়েছে স্বাধীনতার পরে। ওমা গুগুশার  কম্পানির সেখানেও গরিষ্ঠ মালিকানা আছে।

(যদি কারো সন্দেহ হয়,  আমি গ্যারান্টি দিচ্ছি এই সব ডিগ্রি গুলো দুনম্বরি আর ব্যাবসা গুলো  মালিকদের কাছ থেকে  বাজেয়াপ্ত করা বা  লুট  করা !!)

দিদির প্রতিভার শেষ  নেই। অত অধ্যাপনা, গবেষণা, আর প্রসাশনিক কাজের মধ্যেও উনি সময় করে নাচ গান এইসব করেন। ওনার নিজেরি একটা রক ব্যান্ড আছে, সেখানে ওনার  লেখা গান গেয়ে উনিই  পারফরম করেন। এইসব শো ইউরোপের  নামকরা সহরে দামী  হল ভাড়া করে দেখান হয়, অনেকেই শুনতে আসে (হাহাহা)। আসবেই তো ! গুগুশার সোনালি চুল, মিষ্টি হাসি, আর বাংলায় যাকে  বলে  ফাটাফাটি এনডাওমেনট , এইসবের  টান  কি এড়ানো যায় ? যদি ইচ্ছে হয়, ইউ টিউবে দেখবেন দিদিকে, নিজের গানের তালে নিজেই নাচছেন, কি সুন্দর!!

দিদির বাবা কারিমভ  কাকুর  কথা একটু শুনুন এবারে। নব্বইয়ের দশকে সোভিয়েত ইউনিয়ন ভেঙ্গে পড়ল , মধ্য এশিয়া আর পূর্ব ইউরোপে অনেক নতুন দেশের জন্ম হোল । ইসলাম কারিমভ উজবেকিস্তানের অত্যাচারী  ডিকটেটর  হিসাবে তার একনায়ক তন্ত্র চালিয়ে গেলেন পঁচিশ বছর ধরে। সোভিয়েত স্টাইলের  নিয়মে সব অর্থনৈতিক কাজের ওপরই  নিয়ন্ত্রন ছিল , পারমিট লাগত, ট্যাক্সও দিতে হত। বিদেশ থেকে জুতো আমদানি করলেও ট্যাক্স, আবার এদেশ থেকে কাপড়  রপ্তানি করলেও ট্যাক্স। একটা  নেটওয়ার্কের পকেটে এই ট্যাক্সের ভাগ চলে যেত। এই নেটওয়ার্কে  প্রথমে ছিলেন কারিমভ কাকুর সাঙ্গপাঙ্গরা , পরে আমাদের গুগুশা দিদিই এর নেত্রী  হয়েছিলেন।

দেশের লোকের  প্রতি কারিমভ কাকুর খুব একটা সহানুভুতি ছিল না – ওদের থেকে   কাজ আর টাকা আদায় করলেই উনি খুশি। ওনার ক্ষমতার অপব্যাবহারের একটা বড় উদাহরন দিচ্ছি ঃ উজবেকিস্তানে প্রচুর তুলোর চাষ হয়। যখন তুলোর ফসল কাটার সময় হয়, তখন  একই সঙ্গে অনেক  শ্রমিকের    দরকার হয়ে পড়ে। তাই কাকু ফতোয়া জারি করলেন যে  ওই সময় দুমাস স্কুল কলেজ সব বন্ধ থাকবে।

সমস্ত ছাত্রছাত্রীরা,     শিক্ষকরা   অধ্যাপকরা, প্রশাসকরা , স্কুল কলেজের অন্য কর্মচারীরা, সবাই (মোট দশ লক্ষের বেশি)  দল বেঁধে গ্রামে চলে যাবে, সারাদিন ধরে তুলোর ফসল তুলবে!  সেই তুলো একটা সরকারি সংস্থা বিদেশে রপ্তানি করে, লাভের সিংহভাগ চলে যায় কারিমভের  জটের  মধ্যে। কি ভাল ব্যাবসা বলুন ত?

কারিমভ কাকু গুগুশাকে নিজের রাজনৈতিক উত্তরসূরি হিসেবে বেছে নিয়েছিলেন। সব কিছুই প্লান মত চলছিল। গুগুশা এক আফগান-উজবেক ব্যাবসাদার পরিবারের ছেলেকে বিয়ে করেন, তার নাম মনসুর মাক্সুদি – তিনি আবার আমেরিকার নাগরিক। ওদের পাঁচটা  প্রাসাদ ছিল – লন্ডন, নিউ ইয়রক, লস আঞ্জেলেস, পারিস আর তাশকেন্ত সহরে , বিভিন্ন জায়গায় ঘুরে ঘুরে বেড়াতেন স্বামী স্ত্রী এবং ওদের দুই ছেলেমেয়ে। আগের লেখা থকেই বুঝেছেন যে ব্যাবসা ভালই চলছিল।  কেউ কেউ বলে যে গুগুশার নিজের সম্পত্তির মুল্যায়ন প্রায় ৮০০০ কোটি ডলারের মতো হয়েছিল শেষকালে !!

কিন্তু কয়েক বছরের মধ্যে সবই বদলে গেল !! ২০০৫ সাল নাগাদ গুগুশা ছেলেমেয়েকে নিয়ে তাসখন্দে  চলে আসে, অর স্বামী তখন ছিল আমেরিকায়। দুজনেই বিবাহ বিচ্ছেদের জন্য আবেদন করে, তারপরে প্রচুর  গণ্ডগোল সুরু হয়। সন্তান্ দের     কাসটোডি  নিয়ে, সম্পত্তি ভাগাভাগি নিয়ে, আমেরিকার কোর্ট এবং উজবেক কোর্টে প্রচুর মামলা শুরু হয়ে যায় , আস্তে আস্তে পরিবারের অন্যরাও এতে জড়িয়ে  পড়ে। ইন্তারপোলের গ্রেফতারের পরোয়ানা বেরিয়ে যায় গুগুশার নামে, উনি আমেরিকায় এলেই নিজের   ছেলেমেয়েদের কিডন্যাপিঙ্গ এর অপরাধে গ্রেফতার হবেন। আবার অনেক গ্রেফতারের পরোয়ানা বেরিয়ে যায় তাসখন্দে,  মন্সুর জামাই  ও  তার  পরিবারের  লোকেদের নিয়ে , পুলিস তাদের হেনস্থা করতে শুরু করে।

গুগুশার নিজের জীবনধারাও  এই সময় উচ্ছৃঙ্খল হয়ে পড়েছিল । ওনার প্রেমিকদের  সম্বন্ধ্যে গুজব  প্রায়ই   ছড়াত,  শোনা    যাচ্ছিল যে গুগুশা কারিমভ কাকুর যে  উপদেষ্টাকে বিয়ে করতে চলেছেন বয়েস তার অনেক কম।

কারিমভ কাকু  ডিকটেটর  মানুষ , মেজাজ তুঙ্গে থাকে সবসময়। ২০১৩ সাল নাগাদ তিনি আর এসব সহ্য করতে পারলেন না। ঠিক কি হয়েছিলো বলা শক্ত, কিন্তু কাকু মেয়েকে কিছু  চড়চাপড় দিয়ে গ্রেপ্তার করার আদেশ দিলেন, তারপর থেকেই  গুগুশা তার প্রাসাদোপম বাড়িতে কয়েদি হয়ে রইলেন  – house arrest!!

২০১৬ সালে  কারিমভ হারট অ্যাটাক হয়ে মারা গেলেন। উজবেকদের আশা বাড়ল, এবারে নতুন্   সরকার এসে একটু স্বাধীনতা দেবে নাগরিকদের। ওমা , মুখে মুখে রিফরম আর স্বাধীনতার কথা বললেও শেষ পর্যন্ত কিছুই হোল না। নতুন রাষ্ট্রপতি , শাভকাত মিরজি হলেন কারিমভ কাকুর ডান হাত, উনি   কারিমভের আমলে  প্রধান মন্ত্রী  ছিলেন , এখন হয়েছেন রাষ্ট্রপতি।

নতুন প্রশাসন গুগুশাকে আরো ঝামেলায় ফেলল। নতুন করে, ঘুষখোর , দুর্নীতি এবং  racketeering  এর অভিযোগ আনল। বিদেশি তিনটি সরকার, ইংল্যান্ড, ফ্রান্স এবং আমেরিকা গুগুশার বিরুধ্যে নতুন সব অভিযোগ আনল। এই সব মামলার নিস্পত্তি হয়ে গেল শীঘ্রই  উজবেকিস্তানের কাঙ্গারু কোর্টে , গুগুশার ১৫ বছর কারা দণ্ড  হোল নতুন করে!!  ফলে নিজের প্রাসাদোপম বাড়িতে  থাকার বদলে ওনাকে উজবেক জেলে নিয়ে যাওয়া হোল।

সেখানেই এখন আছেন উনি। ওনার মেয়ে বড়  হয়ে গেছে, সে মাঝে মাঝে মার লেখা পিটিশণ ইন্টারনেট -এ পোস্ট করে। সেখানে গুগুশা তার মানবিক অধিকার ধংস করা হয়েছে,  ওনাকে মানসিক অত্যাচার করা হয়েছে, এই সব নিয়ে অভিযোগ করেন।

খুব একটা কেউ এসব  নিয়ে পাত্তা দেয় না! কেনই বা দেবে?

Gogoosha’s Country

Gogoosha’s  Country

For the record, I personally do not know any  blond woman named  Gogoosha. And if I did, I will never tell you.

Gogoosha  (real  name Gulnara) had it all .  A Bachelor’s degree in international Economics, a degree in Design from New York Fashion Institute of Technology,  a Master’s degree in Regional Science from Harvard University (!),  a  Ph.D.  in political science from a university in Tashkent , and  on the side, a B.A. in Telecommunications.  She was the country’s leading fashion designer and displayed her creations in Europe frequently.  She owned  the biggest  company that sold fashionable clothes in her small and poor country. By the way, she also owned a monopoly of the only cellphone company  in her country and had a controlling interest in the country’s  healthcare and media sectors.  She was of course a Professor in Political Science and  a senior bureaucrat in the country’s government.  If this is not enough, she was an accomplished rock and roll artiste  and held concerts in Europe occasionally when she was not too busy. And did I mention that she had a hot body, and a great smile,  wavy blond hair and ample  natural endowments? She lived in many different mansions that she owned all over the world.

Are you saying WTF? Hold on!

The country’s name is Uzbekistan, and she is the daughter of its erstwhile first president Karimov. The degrees of course were obtained surreptitiously, the business ventures were acquired by appropriation  and extortion,  and you can draw your own conclusions about her other talents! She could be found swaying to her own music on Youtube – check it out!! Karimov was grooming  her and her husband for an eventual succession. BTW her net worth at its peak was about a billion dollars although I am skeptical about the valuation.

I never went to Uzbekistan although I taught in a private American style university in neighboring Kazakhstan, in a city named Almaty. My Kazakh students were rich kids, children of  the network that governs and plunders the Kazakh people. However, scholarships were offered to meritorious students  from average families from neighboring countries. So I came in close contact with quite a few Uzbek students. I mentored two of them  through undergrad and grad programs, helped them profusely with  studies, advised them  on personal matters and provided substantial financial assistance. There were many others, all men, that I hung out with different degrees of friendships and assistance  over the years.

 I would like to say that the Uzbeks  were nice, warm and honest people. They are , if you mingle with them superficially.  Underneath, for at least some of them,  there is a trait of religious and moral hypocrisy,  dishonesty and generally  opportunistic behavior.  Maybe I had  bad samples! Nevertheless, all my students, hypocrites or not,  were very bright and well-read. I learned a lot from them about Uzbek institutions, customs and their personal frustrations with the Uzbek society.

The Uzbek government and the network that controls the country, though, are  not nice and warm. They are certifiably vicious and nasty

Karimov’s rule,  after he consolidated his power in the late nineties,  was a major Kleptocracy. Every single economic activity was restricted , a license was needed to import bananas  or  computers. The network (Gogoosha and associates) owned the only major wholesale distribution  center for consumer goods.  Everytime in Uzbekistan,  if you ate  a meal or rode a taxi,  some money went to the network.  For a while, Karimov had the balls to order that schools will be declared closed when the cotton harvest is ready , so that ten million or so high school students and teachers will pick cotton that  will be exported abroad  –  the proceeds  will go the network, of course! 

The Uzbeks are proud of Timur (Temir Lane). Timur’s  mausoleum stands proudly in Samarkand ,as one of the most famous sites in Central  Asia.  I always wanted to visit!

This  greatest tourist attraction, Samarkand, was also a moneymaker for the kleptocracy . A foreigner can only come to Uzbekistan  if he  was invited by an  approved travel agency who will make all the travel arrangements.  Technically, you could go  the  Uzbek embassy in Almaty and apply for a tourist visa.  That’s what I tried.  But you will never get your visa. I was told to come back three times before I got the message.  So every tourist  that visits Samarkand paid  money to an  approved travel agency which was owned by (surprise!) the network.  Now you know why I did not visit Uzbekistan.

Every major business sector  was also controlled by the network.  Human rights was a joke. Religious freedoms were  non-existent.   After the Boston Marathon bombing  where the killer brothers were revealed to be from Uzbekistan, the government practically destroyed  all kind of religious activity,  afraid that the society would turn into a breeding ground for Islamic terrorists. Of course, political freedom remains only  a dream for the Uzbeks. Their  salaries were low even by Central Asian standards. Not only plundering, the government itself was also slowly choking its citizenry.  During the last fifteen years,  millions of men  have migrated to Russia, Turkey and other countries to eke out a living.

Karimov, the despot ,  thankfully passed away in 2016. The group that replaced his ilk  paid lip service to reform and  freedom, but ultimately turned out to be the same kind of anal retentives  as the previous regime. So the plight of the Uzbek people continues to this day.

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So,  what happened to Gogooosha?  She divorced her husband   in 2005, her father was not very pleased with it . Ultimately she fell out with her father who put her under house arrest. The successor government accused her of corruption, extortion and many other things. The governments of USA, UK and France and Switzerland followed suit, since a lot of the ill- gotten gains were subsequently used for business or personal projects in these countries.  To cut a long story short, she remains in jail  till today, serving a ten year prison sentence, all her millions frozen in foreign banks. From time to time she sends messages to the  world media about  her plight.

My heart breaks at her misery! Maybe a young security guard at her house will take pity on her and her considerable endowments  and sneak her out  of confinement!  One can always hope!!

The Great Indian Loot: Living next to the Looters

The Great Indian Loot: Living next to the Looters

A few centuries ago, the British started looting India. Of course, they took the diamonds and jewels. But the main loot involved Indian resources. The resources were presumably expropriated by trading through  adverse terms of trade. The process has been documented by economists and historians -– it went on for a long time.

Currently, Indian resources are being looted by Indians on a large scale. They expropriate resources earmarked for welfare programs, for capital improvements. They steal funds earmarked for charities.

Funds earmarked for educational programs in schools are being appropriated by teachers. Politicians and their associates are selling jobs for money.

Some of these thieves are fat cats, far away from normal people like us, smoking fat cigars in their mansions or luxury high-rise apartments. But many are all around me. Yes   some of my  relatives, my friends, my neighbors, and many of my acquaintances are also involved in this Great Indian Loot. It stinks, doesn’t it?

Years ago, in a Kolkata neighborhood, my neighbors will be teachers, bank employees, small business people, government workers and so forth – the kind of people  who get regular paychecks, go to work regularly,  complain about inflation regularly and disagree with spouses occasionally. They will not be looting anything even if they were not totally above board.  After retirement these people will hang out in the local teashops, talk about past bravados, lousy bosses, beautiful women that they did not date but wanted to, and designate all politicians  as incompetent nincompoops. If I met these people in my neighborhood after coming back from America after retirement, I will be happily spending my golden years here .

But that’s not to be. My old neighborhood, where I returned, looks similar, but my neighbors have morphed. On my right side, there is a fantastic three-storied house with beautifully landscaped potted plants on the terrace and balcony, three cars and a retinue of servants. A promoter built the house about thirty years ago. In case you do not know about the species called promoters, they started roaming Kolkata about thirty five years ago. Their job was to buy old properties in a rapidly changing city and build high rises, selling them for a profit. The business model was legit – but its execution was neither conventional nor legal. Because of complex property laws, many old houses will have several owners/tenants , some of them paying very low rents under rent control. The promoters will somehow force all the owners/tenants to sell. In the process, sometimes some owners’ children will disappear, and return later with broken limbs or missing virginity, some owners will be robbed or beaten repeatedly, some might even disappear completely. After the land and the old buildings are acquired, lot of bribes were paid and lot of regulations broken in the process of building the new high rise apartment buildings. Apart from these main activities , promoters also dabble in many nefarious ventures and retain a bunch of goons and many local politicians and public servants, including the police, on their payroll.

Our promoter next door, after promoting to his heart’s content, settled down about ten years ago in his nice house, semi-retired. Unfortunately, the gods were not nice to him and he passed away soon afterwards . Now his wife and two grown children live in that house. I do not know what professions, if any, they are engaged in but I do know they keep to themselves. Thye behave like true aristocrats.  I hear them calling the servants by their generic names, like “security”, “driver” “darwan” , “gardener” etc. ,  -never their real names. I also hear their very loud bells that they use to summon the maid ( maids!)  

Two doors down, on the other side, an accountant owned a house. He was about my father’s age, worked for the central government – was posted in Ranchi most of his life. He was  our timid uncle, very soft spoken, he only visited  his house on vacations. He was always scared of his wife who was always mad at him because he lived in far away Ranchi while she had the responsibility for raising their four children. He prayed for a transfer to Kolkata which never materialized. By the time he retired, the kids have grown, the two older boys had become accountants also, and the girl was ready for marriage.

I went to school with the younger accountant boy, we played and chatted for years meeting almost every day. I reconnected with him after I returned from America. I found him reserved and somewhat distant. I thought he was intimidated by me. However, about a month ago agents from the Income Tax department raided his house. They were around for about four days , taking many boxes of documents from his house. He was not arrested, but I am sure he is under subpoena to appear before a judge in the near future.

Entire professions have changed substantively. Accounting was a boring profession, albeit well-compensated. But India changed from the early nineties. From abject poverty and sick domestic industries and  draconic banking regulations and  stifling government control over all sectors of the economy, India exploded with huge increase in trade and services. The number of both large and small businesses exploded, so did the number of agencies and schools and colleges that receive government funds. Accountants now are very busy and many get paid both over and under the table.

Law enforcement has been generically corrupt since its inception in British India 200 years ago. The legal system in India, for reasons to numerous to discuss here , has been totally dysfunctional for many years. Fortunately, I do not get a chance to hobnob with police officers or lawyers. But school teachers? I had hope there.

When I was enrolled  in my local school, the primary school teachers lived below the poverty level, while secondary school teachers lived a little bit above the poverty level. The schools were threadbare, our school had no electricity except in the offices and the teachers’ room downstairs. There were about 15 urinals for the needs of about 3000 students and one tube well for drinking water. No library, only elemental labs, no sports equipment, no landscaping.  Again, things changed from the nineties when India started getting prosperous. The teachers’ salaries increased to the point that they are comfortably paid now. During recent years the government built hundreds of new schools – even in remote villages, money started rolling in for capital improvements and infrastructure. At some point of time the looting started, by the teachers themselves, because the funds distributed by the government had limited oversight.

Unaware of all this, I naively went to my old school with an open checkbook, willing to donate big money for a good cause about nine years ago. The headmaster and the others were kind of horrified, and flatly refused to accept any donation from me, lest the accounting entailed with my donation will expose their own pilferage with the school funds. I tried for three years before the reality of the ongoing loot hit me !

As the teachers jobs, in fact all jobs in schools turned out to have decent pay and benefits and much less workload than private sector jobs, administrators and  politicians including Bengal’s erstwhile education minister started selling these jobs in exchange for fat bribes. Seven million dollars worth of Indian currency  were found in the minister’s mistress’s apartment. The extent of this ongoing scandal and several others like smuggling of cows and stealing of coal has convinced me that every single politician in Bengal is involved in this loot. The Enforcement Directorate is finding millions of dollars worth of  additional irregularities in the books almost every day!

Banks in the 70’s and the 80’s were the epitome of inefficiency, the clerical staff and the tellers were intent to do no work if possible. Harried bank officers stayed in their offices until 8 pm at night to finish up the banks’  routine work.  Then things changed – loans, mortgages and foreign transactions increased possibly one hundred times as the economy improved. The bank employees started working and were well-compensated, but the big business in India started looting the banks’ loanable funds – many of the bank employees were handsomely rewarded for this. The climax was reached during demonetization in 2016 when about 97% of the old notes came back to the banking system. No matter what people tell you, every single one of the banks’ branch managers and senior employees profited handsomely from this operation.

People in public service and in administrative jobs are surrounded by law enforcement, politicians, and wealthy business people – before you know it they are pushed into schemes where they participate in the loot.

Why am I complaining about this? I have a decent standard of living after retirement in Kolkata.  There is wonderful shopping, food and entertainment  available at my fingertips. Traffic is a problem but a car with air conditioning makes things easier. But I still can not talk to some of my cousins, their children or many of my old friends. They are hesitant to discuss their work life with me, some are actually afraid that their display of wealth disproportionate to their income will upset me.

Don’t get me wrong. I have met some very nice school teachers, some professors, a sweet librarian who specialized  in Chinese, a musician and some small business people – I happily hang out with them. I even found some charities that will not steal my money. My regret is that I hoped to have a more vigorous and more extensive social life after I retired in India.

There are shameless people I keep on meeting in Kolkata. A few years ago I met a great singer of classical music in a cultural gathering. Her husband was a councilor for a municipality in a suburb of Kolkata, We started talking and when he heard that I am visiting his neighborhood for a wedding invitation, he invited me to his house. Four of us went to his penthouse apartment and our jaws dropped. The furniture, the curtains, the window decorations, the wall decorations, the artwork, the lighting, everything was custom made – obviously done by an interior decorator. The apartment had a dreamy quality to it, right out of Bollywood – like a multi-millionaire’s house.

“This is a fabulous place. How do you keep everything clean and shiny?” I asked

“We don’t live here” The councillor said

“Huh?” It was my turn  to be surprised, again.

“We come here twice every week to drink some tea. That’s when the maid comes to clean up” he said

“We live in our older house with our grown son and his family “ He clarified.

Of course, with his councilor’s salary of 30 K rupees (about 375 dollars) per month or so, this apartment can not be shown to the public. The interior decorations and the artwork and the furnishing themselves must have cost about 100 thousand dollars!! He was just showing it off to the old NRI fool!

Why am I freaking out about corruption in India?

Corruption exists everywhere in the world, so why does it freak me out in India?

Because it is pervasive, it is in your face, and people kind of shrug off preposterous acts performed by others,

I am ready to donate about 2000 dollars to any educational institution in India on the spot, but have found no takers for the last four years!! I will write in detail about my experience with my own school later. Overall, I found that there are four types of schools

a. schools owned and run by the government. They do not accept charity

b. Government -sponsored schools – a vast majority of schools fall in this category including my old high school. They receive government funding but are also autonomous.. Technically, they can receive charity. But most of the time, the teachers are already misappropriating government funds, so the external charity will reveal the internal corruption. Let’s say the government has given funds for ten computers, and only five have been purchased. Now if I donate money for ten additional computers, the cat will be out of the bag and some people will be in big trouble!!

c. “Charitable” private non-profit Schools : sounds like an oxymoron. These accept “donations” from parents before their children are admitted . Part of the donations are used to provide scholarships to poor students,, and the major part is appropriated by the owner and his network . Serious accounting problems persist here in order to exhibit the non-profit status. Some of these schools actually provide high quality education and their owners seem so happy to be able to provide such valuable service to the society (sarcasm!)

d. Finally a small number of private schools exist primarily in remote villages, and some of those are not controlled by political parties. I am looking for one for the last few years.

I am willing to donate 1000 dollars to charity every month, but it is not possible in India. Of course, you can dump your money to temples or large foundations, but I do not want to do that. Over time I found that most NGO’s steal either some or all of your money! On the other hand, India does not have the abject poverty that was all around till the 1980’s. We do not see beggars howling on the streets, or people scrounging for food on the side of the streets or hordes of beggars at the bus stations or tram depots – a common sight when I was around in the 70’s. So, I am slowly finding out needy people and giving them money , but it takes time and patience. Like everywhere else in the world, there are scammers galore.

A cousin and his family, and another cousin’s son have built their livelihoods on corruption, so I don’t interact with them any more – that’s two out of four cousins’ families that live in Kolkata. I do not have any other surviving relatives in kolkata any longer, except maybe second cousins and their families. My mother and sister have passed away.

Several people that I met and that turned out to be friendly, cultured and well intentioned individuals revealed to have their livelihoods entirely based on corrupt practices , so I do not hang out with them any longer.

It is strange that these individuals, including my cousins’ families are baffled by my aloofness and possibly take it as a sign of my arrogance and /or early dementia!!

My good friend’s elderly father, a wonderful lonely old man, wants to hang out with me, but I am not going to, because several years ago my good friend raped a woman in his own home when I was present there. ( I have no conclusive evidence of this , so I just scream silently about this now and then)

So it is not like – “politicians in Washington are corrupt, or that Wall street managers engage in corrupt insider trading – and they are 1500 miles away from my little cocoon in Lawrence, Kansas” , it is corruption in your face in India!!

Oh, I am not miserable, I have a lot of good friends in Kolkata to hang out with. But it has become my mission to point out how corruption is pervasive and expensive for the Indian society in a way that I never anticipated.

And no, I am not going back to USA any time soon! Food is good here, and my retirement funds go a long way, and I love the people I do hang out with.

Edit: I did not want to appear presumptuous in the above post. It is just that I do not have any inheritance motive, and very limited current expenditures and needs. So I just want to give away about 33% of my monthly income to charity – that comes to about $1000 a month. I don’t need it – in USA it will be easy to find people and organizations who will make good use of it. So far, in India, I am finding it hard to give it to non-corrupt people. I have succeeded in finding some people who will use the money, but much more remains to be done. I have no motive of showing off , or being obnoxious.

The Economics of Crime or the Economics of Labor (or Lions!)

Is it a crime? Should it be?

The world has become a lot more affluent over our lifetime. Heck, India has 750,000  millionaires (Dollar millionaires, not rupee millionaires). No matter how you look at it, the stakeholders  of large corporations are  well-off, thank you.  Even if they lose 80% of their annual  income , they will still be very well off indeed. This was not the case at any time in history.

 So we need to redefine criminal activity for the 21st century.

In the movie “Greed”, the obnoxious super-rich textile tycoon gets fatally mauled by a lion he rented for his own  birthday festivities. Well , the mauling episode was facilitated by an young woman employee who “accidentally” pressed the button to open the cage door. It was also witnessed by a resident journalist who was so ” horrified” that he did not call for help ,  nor report the incident to the cops later.

Are these two people guilty of murder of a horrible human being? The answer is yes!

Since the Roman times where angry and hungry lions were released to prey on slaves for the enjoyment of the spectators,   every  society frowns on  unleashing lions to prey on human beings, no matter how despicable the human being may be.  Further , such acts are considered as heinous as first –degree murder and punishable as such.

Consider now a different act.  You force  a family of three (includes a small child) to live in a small windowless, stuffy room. They can only go outside  for twelve   hours of backbreaking manual labor every day. You make them eat small, inadequate portions of  rice or bread and some basic veggies.  The child gets sick but you forbid the parents to seek medical care –she eventually dies. The parents survive ten of fifteen years of your  torture and succumb to some common disease because they are very weak.

Are you guilty of murder or abetment to murder?  If you do this in USA or in Europe, then you will be guilty of forced  labor, torture, imprisonment,   child endangerment and a whole bunch of other crimes besides accessory to murder, and will be punished accordingly.

Then why would a multi-national corporation be allowed to pay wages that force people to live like the family described above? Oh yes, to maximize corporate profits! To keep the price of designer jeans and shoes competitive!

F**k that!

 I would apply the same criterion as in advanced countries and declare these wages “criminal” wages.

How much wage is considered non-criminal? Well, I have an Econ Ph.D. , so do a lot of others, we  will gladly calculate the minimum non-criminal  wage for every country and share the information with others.

It is time to change the laws!

The fact that in poor countries employers pay low wages to local workers , does not matter in the 21st century! There are Masai tribes in Kenya who willingly live in areas infested by  lions and sometimes get mauled by them, yet releasing a lion to maul humans in a developed society remains a capital offense.

What about labor economics 101 – one uniform wage in a competitive labor market! Well, violating  that for a rise in social welfare is not such a big deal. Will this have a serious effect on indigenous enterprises? Since the number of  multi-national factories is still relatively small in each Asian or African country, having a dual wage rate is not going to be  seriously disruptive.

 Yes it will increase the price of consumer goods in the Western societies by about 20 to 25% at the most, but  it is a small price to pay to stop people from being murdered, isn’t it?

 If anything, it will also shame some new millionaires in India into paying a non-criminal wage to their employees!!