Traffic in India , Part 2

NOT in India!!

After writing Part 1, my economist  friend, Dr. P brought to my attention Dixit’s  book on “order and lawlessness”. 

Dixit talks about “order without law” and gives an example of Indian traffic as a situation where order is apparently accomplished without anyone seriously paying attention to the laws.  Dixit was not seriously analyzing India’s traffic situation, and his example is a good one for econ textbooks.

But come on ? ORDER? Freaking order? On Indian streets? No sir! What we have is a miserable  feasible solution to the traffic quagmire every day,  created by absolutely moronic  lawlessness practiced by everyone on the road  and everyone suffering from serious mental anguish and often physical harm from this wretched state of affairs. This feasible solution  comes at a huge social cost!

What social cost, you may ask! I say, open your eyes: Non-drivers and/or people who have never been abroad find it difficult to comprehend the veracity of this social cost, but they bear it regardless.

There are four kinds of streets in Kolkata – (apart from restricted highways meant only for cars)

 Arterial streets like Central Avenue, Rashbehari Avenue etc,.

Main roads , with bus and truck traffic along with other vehicles.

Side streets with shops , bustling with traffic (cars, taxis and vans and two and three wheelers) , but no buses or trucks.

Residential streets without shops that are not perceived as shortcuts to any of the side streets  (I will call them “little streets”)

Arterial streets actually have more orderly traffic and sidewalks,

But on main roads and side streets, are you worried to walk as a pedestrian? Of course you are!

Social cost #1!

Can you walk to visit others or to shop  or walk to work to a place two to five kilometers away?  Even though you may be in good health for walking, you are annoyed or scared  by the traffic and the noise and you refuse this easy way to get some exercise.  In many countries of the world , not only in venerable Western Europe, but in Eastern Europe,  lowly Central Asia, crowded south East Asia, Japan, Korea  and populous  China (yes in modern  Beijing  with its wide boulevards and humongous sidewalks),and in many other places,  you can walk to go shopping or visit friends or go to work,  and get some  free exercise! Never in Kolkata or Delhi!  People drive their cars or motor bikes to go to parks to walk !

Social cost #2!

Noise from Horns

This noise is found to be very annoying to most people. If you go to a village in India or go abroad, your ears are stunned by the silence caused by lack of incessant honking.  While some drivers in India are pathological honkers,  most use their horns frequently  to survive on the anarchic city streets.  Honking is primarily defensive and necessary for survival – you come to any intersection, you honk; you pass another car, you honk so he does not sideswipe you; you are taking a right turn , you honk so that oncoming traffic is aware of you. And of course, if you yourself are breaking traffic laws, you honk really loud – if you are passing a vehicle on the left you honk loudly, if you are passing a pedestrian or a  bicycle by a margin of 12 inches, you honk loudly so that he does not suddenly move to the right and die from your vehicle hitting him; if you are zooming out of a busy intersection on the wrong side of the road, you honk super loud to save yourself from about fifteen accidents that were going to happen in the next ten seconds!

So honking is necessary in a world of idiotic and lawless driving and everyone is delighted by the incessant noise (just kidding!)

Social cost #3!

Semi-Skilled people can not utilize their skills.

Really, a well-trained monkey can drive a modern automobile with an  automatic transmission! That’s the whole point with modern technology. Microwave makes cooking  (at least some part of the cooking process) easier, again a monkey can operate a microwave.  Ipads make browsing  easier, again a monkey can work with it! Modern technology enables average people to handle complicated machinery, we all benefit from it.  In the rest of the world  average people can safely drive themselves from point A to B, without  fear of  getting mauled or traumatized. Not in India! I am an average driver of cars who has driven about 800,000 (that’s eight lakh kilometers) during my time in the USA,  and I have driven in Manhattan in New York , on 12 lane super highways in California , and on winding mountain roads in the Rocky Mountains, but I shake and tremble at the thought of driving on busy Indian streets.  Plus I will need to pay a skilled driver to drive my car. All because of idiotic and lawless driving!

Social cost #4,5,6,7,8 … described below

Delay in commuting, caused by unnecessary traffic jams caused by idiotic and lawless driving.

 Fear of accidents, caused by idiotic and lawless driving

Lack of freedom for small children, they can not be trusted to walk on the streets alone, caused by idiotic and lawless driving

 Accident victims and heart attack patients succumbing to their ailments because of delays in going to the hospital, caused by idiotic and lawless driving

Terror from walking on the side streets because of roaring motorbikes approaching or driving around, caused by idiotic and lawless driving.

And the list goes on.

Finally, the drivers themselves bear an enormous amount social costs. Just ask, if you will, a driver of a front-heavy three wheel vehicle, like the one  carrying gas cylinders,  machinery , or food . Those are actually very difficult to operate and the drivers are terrified at all times. The bicycle riders like myself are scared to death every day . It took me about three months to reclaim my forgotten skills to maneuver a bicycle on Kolkata streets. After riding for about two years , I decided to give up riding on Arterial streets or main streets (with bus and truck traffic) altogether. I now only ride through side streets and little streets.  The reason is a simple calculation of probabilities:

On an arterial street or a main street, probability of death or mutilation or broken bones  from an accident is significant and  positive every day, while on a side street or a little street, that probability is very small.

On  an arterial street or a main street, probability of laceration, bruises and mangled bicycles  from an accident is significant and  quite high  every day, on a side street or a little street, that probability is merely significant and positive.

I ride for exercise, so there is no time constraint, and I feel reasonably safe on my well-calculated routes,  which include mostly left turns and mostly little streets. But there are thousands of bicycle riders everyday on Kolkata streets that live with these odds, because of idiotic and lawless driving.

And I have talked to taxi drivers and truck drivers in India, they are constantly terrified of others, yes even those that break traffic rules constantly are terrified of others breaking traffic rules.  They actually feel a lot relaxed on the restricted access highways , but there are only a few miles of those in Kolkata.

So what we see in big cities of India is persistence of  idiotic and lawless driving which induces the social Nash equilibrium that is the anarchic appearance of order.  A little bit of cooperation among  drivers or serious enforcement of laws by  a third party will reduce all these costs that I mentioned above- isn’t that something to think about?

 I simply point out the cameras that have been installed at major intersections in Kolkata. Accidents from vehicles running red lights have almost disappeared at major intersections like magic, but  they still exist at the minor ones without cameras .

Please note that I refrained from discussing health care cost for accident victims , but  that is of course part of this social cost.

 How did all these evolve? That’s a complex question, I will attempt to answer it in part 3.  

Still dangerous in Kolkata!

P.S.

From Hindustan Times

“A total of 151,113 people were killed in 480,652 road accidents across India in 2019, an average of 414 a day or 17 an hour, according to a report by the transport research wing of the ministry of road transport and highways.

India continued to have the most road fatalities in the world, followed by China, a distant second at 63,093 deaths in 2,12,846 road accidents in 2019, the report revealed. The United States of America (USA) reported the most road accidents at 2,211,439, and witnessed 37,461 deaths in 2019.According to the report, speeding was the leading cause of deaths, while, in terms of vehicles, two-wheelers were involved in most road fatalities.”

“Two-wheelers were involved in 37% of the road deaths in the country, followed by pedestrians at 17% and light vehicles (comprising cars, jeeps and taxis) at 16%. A total of 56,136 people riding two-wheelers lost their lives, while 25,858 pedestrians died in 2019″, stated the report.”

See I was correct about drivers of two wheelers with alleged magnum male endowments and minuscule  skills in other areas 

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Traffic in India – Part I

Traffic in India  – part one

Traffic in India is insane, insanely hilarious, insanely annoying and insanely frustrating.

If you have not driven anything in your life, you will not fathom the  deep insanity of Indian traffic. A non-driver sees traffic  as a flow of  assorted vehicles , either smooth and orderly, or abrupt and noisy, or engrossed in snare and chaos. To him or her, the snare and chaos will appear to be the steady-state of Indian traffic.  However,  only a driver will understand the true terror and lawlessness that engulfs Indian traffic twenty-four hours a day  (yes even late at night!).

Even more amazing are the social norms about traffic held by drivers and non-drivers alike in India:

Drivers need to be smart and talented in the art of driving.

Any empty road surface is accessible to any vehicle on the road.

Complicity with all the traffic laws will endanger your life anyways, because others will be angry and destructive towards you.

Playing chicken is good, specially when you are plying a motorized vehicle!

Hit and run after any  accident is not necessarily  a criminal activity (well, it is, in every country of the world, including India – for even minor accidents –  punishable by jail time, severe penalties, and suspension of license – yes even in India!)

Equally amazing are the beliefs about traffic shared by drivers and non-drivers alike:

Traffic is more orderly in North America and Western Europe, anywhere else in the world it is similar to Traffic in India, only a tad more or less crazy!

(Fact: I have been to  countries like  Kazakhstan in Central  Asia, Thailand,  Cambodia  and Malaysia and Singapore in South East Asia,  Dubai and Oman  in the Middle East, and Japan and China and Hong  Kong in the  Far east, and believe me, traffic is not nearly as crazy as in India  – not even close! Assuming traffic is the same in the entire Indian subcontinent, it is crazy on an  elevated level in India and our neighbors)

Speed limits are only relevant for highways monitored by cameras only. If you own a motorcycle and firmly believe that you have a stupendous magnum penis, then you have the right to  drive at any speed in small side streets, terrorizing pedestrians and other traffic  as long as you use your horn frequently.  Such beastly behavior will impress your male friends and bring forth quasi-orgasmic approval from all the females who happen to witness this spectacle.

Right of way? WTF is that? A legal term enabling senior citizens and young women to move around as they please without getting mugged or raped?  A new brand of deodorant? A new dating app, perhaps?

Yield? What? Yield to what ? To whom? You mean to a VIP convoy? To a politician of the ruling party? To a Bollywood celebrity perhaps. Or, are you talking about yielding  to your spouse’s romantic advances? Oh  hell yeah,  it is a good idea to yield to an Ambulance because it will prevent ill people from dying on the way to the hospital.  Indians are slowly learning to yield occasionally to all kinds of emergency vehicles. Are there other traffic rules about “yield” ? You have to be freaking  kidding me!

And a case study!!

Let’s now do a case study of a quintessential Indian driver. His name is Ashok Dutta, my close friend. I am thankful for his habit of not reading  much of anything on the internet (or anywhere else – he is a talented tabla player) –so please don’t tell him about this blog!! The first time I got alarmed about him was actually in Toronto, Canada. He and I were walking around, not even driving,  in downtown Toronto, just wandering about.  In any downtown in North America, there are lots of crisscrossing streets and hence a traffic light every 50 meters or so. We were walking normally, until I saw Ashok getting excited.

“Let’s get this one, come on!” He said suddenly

“Get what?” I was clueless.

Turns out he was wanting me to walk faster so we can get step into the pedestrian crosswalk before the light changes. Every time we were stopping at an intersection, we would wait a maximum of 90 seconds or less before we crossed the street.  So the entire route involved waiting for the light at crosswalks for a total about 900 seconds which is fifteen minutes – at the most. After he dragged me through the sidewalk a couple of times forcing me to power walk so we can “get this one”, I explained to him that we have nowhere to go , we have all the time on our hands, and there are no hot chicks waiting for us in the guesthouse where we were staying!

The second time was even more alarming! I was driving my rental car around on the expressway in Toronto, Ashok was in the passenger seat.  There were large trucks on the rood as well. Several times when I was behind a truck, the following conversation would ensue:

A: Please get the truck.

Me: Overtake?

A: Yes, please.

Me: The speed limit is 65 miles an hour. Both the truck and myself  are driving at 70 miles an hour.  I have to speed up to about  80 miles an hour to overtake the truck quickly. Why do I need to do that?

A: so you can see the road better if you are not behind a huge truck!

Me: hmmm. The truck is not bothering me.

Then , back in 2017, when I started spending  six whole months in India , I rode  pillion on Ashok’s motorbike ! Oh the horror! The travesty!

He drives on the left  side of the road only when there is no traffic. If the road is busy, he is driving somewhere on the right of the middle of the road because he is always   overtaking (or planning to overtake) the car or truck or bus in front of him.  So 80% of the time he is on the wrong side, on a collision course with the oncoming traffic and risking a sideswipe with whatever vehicle he is overtaking. Oh yes, sometimes overtaking a vehicle on the right is not possible,  so he immediately  overtakes on the left, risking collision with pedestrians, bicycles, motorized carts, three-wheelers  etc. who do not expect him to come from behind (because they are on their side of the street, minding their own business)

When  Ashok needs to actually take a right turn, the monster reveals himself – he just takes a right turn! – no signal,  no waiting for the oncoming traffic, and he enters the road on the right side while driving on the right side (the illegal side), sometimes at a breakneck speed, honking his horn incessantly. I have seen him taking a right turn in front of  three   cars driving abreast, coming from the other side,  along with two  motor bikes. He cleared the last  motor bike by about one foot!

When he is not overtaking, he is riding abreast with two or three other two-wheelers in a tight space, with inches between them and at a great risk of side-swiping and crashing.

Of course, two wheeler vehicles became popular in India because of their maneuverability on crowded streets and ability to weave through traffic. To illustrate this, Ashok took me to visit my lawyer’s house through a  busy market street not wide enough for cars. He told me that going through the main road will take about one hour. Through the market, he rode merrily, inches from the veggie  and fruit sellers sitting on the street, my feet dangling from his bike passing about six inches away from some fishmonger’s  knives,  sometimes six inches from another bike’s red hot  exhaust. Horns were being blown by all the bikes present,  terrorizing the housewives shopping , dogs were running in fright. On the one hand,  I was wanting to shrink myself to a human of about one foot in size to escape serious injury, on the other hand I was mesmerized at his unbelievable driving skills, weaving,  braking, honking and  creating a mayhem on that narrow street full of people, but managing not to hit a single soul or a single piece of fruit.

“There” said Ashok when we arrived at our destination “we saved twenty minutes. You are OK, aren’t you?” I was so far from being OK that all I could manage was to nod my head and he took it as a sign of approval.

There is a basic lack of apprehension on the part of Indian drivers like Ashok,  you get a blank stare , a sense of total disbelief when you ask some questions.  Ashok takes a very small alley near his house to go home from our place, the alley is four feet wide, just enough for a full sized bike to fit in – it saves him about 25 seconds, He told me a few times “Take this great shortcut on your bicycle when you visit us, it will save you time’” After going through it the first time, I politely refused , telling him “I am not taking that alley. Do you know little children play there? Sometimes old people walk there as well”. 

His response was a  an incredulous “So?” meaning  “why are you telling me this ? There is no chance in hell I am going to hit someone in the alley. I am Ashok, the veteran bike rider.”  I did not tell him that there is a beautiful young lady that lives  close to my house – one of her eyes is gone. When she was a little girl, she shot out into the empty street and a bike came out of nowhere and  hit her, the corner handle  pierced  her eye.   Of course the rider was not our great Ashok, so it is not relevant, is it?

Yes, I told him once, when he  was with his wife, myself and another friend. His wife, who hesitates to ride pillion on his bike, asked me what sort of a driver he was.

“A good driver, but he violates 100% of the traffic laws 100% of the time” I replied, causing ripples of laughter all around. Next time though I was with Ashok alone, and I told him the same thing. I could see he was deeply hurt and seriously offended. With a wry grin he told me “ I never had an accident in forty years”

“That’s great”, I said “I am glad to hear that”.

(No Accident? You freaking kidding me? He has accidents everyday!! His arms and legs have lacerations and bruises all the time, his bike parts are being broken and replaced all the time – How the hell do you explain that? Of course he has not been hospitalized with major  trauma yet – what a freaking miracle!!)

What is remarkable with Indian drivers is their amazing skills at balancing, weaving, anticipating, calculating and  assorted other things that are needed for driving both cars and motorbikes.  Oh, the drivers also seem to have three or four pairs of eyes also, because they can always see who is about to crash into them  from behind or from the sides, or if there is enough room on the road surface for their vehicle to squeeze through,  or if their rear tire is about six inches away from someone else’s tire or foot, so its OK to proceed normally!! If, on a scale of one to 100, drivers in USA are about 50 on average, drivers like Ashok are about 96 at their skill level!

Not all drivers are crazy like Ashok, there are 75% drivers that are equally or less crazy, and 35% more crazy than him. Well, that adds up to 110%. Because, at a given point the extra 10%  “more crazy” drivers are writhing in pain in the hospitals, or comatose from head trauma, or going to the cremation ground with their grieving family members – at least they are off the streets, finally!

 In the above rambling, I have actually under-reported Ashok’s driving  habits. In the second part, I will describe my venture into riding a bicycle in Indian streets and my investigation into the causes for this unusual phenomenon of traffic in India.

My Missions

I am approaching 70 in a couple of months, do not need to or want to work at university teaching any more, have enough money so that I do not need to gamble with stocks and options. Do not need /want to do traditional academic research .

My goal is to analyze corruption in India, it is so pandemic and so pervasive. I will attack this topic with theory data, anecdotes and analysis. I will not change the world, but will provide knowledge to some people who will read my stuff.

Another lighthearted mission is to look at Driving in India – crazy and freaking insane!!

Wish me luck !!